just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I cannot find my penis.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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