Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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