Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
