I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Found your dick twin last night
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
