I wish I could punch you in the face.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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