He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Me. At least after what I've been through.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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