Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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