this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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