I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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