if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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