Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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