Are we in a gay sports bar?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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