Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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