In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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