I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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