Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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