On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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