Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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