My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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