So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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