We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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