he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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