just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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