my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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