Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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