I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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