oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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this will be a night to untag.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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