The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Panties = found
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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