I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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