spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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