what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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