Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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