Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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