Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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