You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
