brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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