you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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