we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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