Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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