So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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