Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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