I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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