if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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