Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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