have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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