Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
