this beer tastes like vomit already
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I have post one night stand depression
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