He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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