Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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