Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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