Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
