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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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