we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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