come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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