He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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