how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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