how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.