ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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