He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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