I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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