umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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