Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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